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Mom/Dad : Beta, you should get married...see all ur frnds are getting engaged now...Tell us if u love someone, we are ok with it...but please get married (10 calls per day)

Bro : Hey any luck with the list on the site? btw preferably get a guy having a beautiful, sweet young sister...(2 calls per day)

Relatives : So wass going on girl, what are you waiting for now? you know that 'x' ka 'y' vala 'z' relative? They are looking for a bride for their son...should we talk to them? (2 calls per day)


Friends (girls) : Hey maddy, we are getting bore of routine life now...need some change...If you schedule your wedding, we can get a long holiday and enjoy over there...Do something fast...(4 calls per day)

Friends (guys) : So miss, why are you still single...Can I help? (help = try) (no count here...)


Me : Ahhh god, please help me...get me out of here...send me to Antarctica, get me an igloo and I'll live with the penguins and blue whales over there (Switch off cell...)