Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dil to bachha hai ji...

Yesterday was my friend's birthday so I called her and asked - so ma'am how old are you now?
I actually forgot we should not ask woman her age since the most reviled question for any girl is about her age and now a days even boys don't like it if you ask them :)

But whatever may be the age of person, there is a child hidden in him/her. Some people may say it as wrong but it's a fact that everyone likes to behave like a kid.
Every time I enter into office, on my way to desk, I always feel like I should tap on each head that is coming ahead. While watching a movie, if there is very emotional scene going on and everyone is involved in it, I feel like shouting aloud and making weird noise. Sometimes like asking - Itna sannata kyu hai bhai? In garden I love to play on see-saws, even if it is not allowed for so called grown-ups. Playing in rain is the most common thing we do when we are not in the office. Even the soft skills trainings we got during our induction had many games which were like kids games.

Tell me if you are in a meeting room, a person enters late don't you feel like taking his chair away while he is about to sit? Even if you are a mature person, you do like watching Tom and Jerry. We like to play with kids and become a part of their game. We do cheat in games if we are not in a winning position. So it's very true that whoever may we are and whatever may be the age, Dil to bachha hai ji....n it will keep on doing bachhojaisi harkate... :)

You must also be doing all these things..Don't you? Do send me some new ideas to keep my Dil Bachha... :D

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Too good

This is one of my most favorite Marathi poems...
Now this is called ATTITUDE :) gr8 one by KeshavSut.

आमही कोण महणूिन काय पसु सी? आमही असू लाडके-
दवे ाच ेिदधल ेअस ेजग तय ेआमहांस खेळावया;िवशी या पितभाबल ेिवचरतो चोहीकड ेलीलया,
िदकालांतुिन आरपार अमुची दषृ ी पहाया शके
सारेही बिडवार येिथल पहा! आमहापं ुढे त ेिफके;
पािणसपशरच आमुचा शकतस ेवसतपंू ती दावया -
सौदयारितशया, अशी वसतस ेजाद ूकरांमािज या;
फोल ेपाखिडता तमु ही, िनविडतो त ेसतव आमही िनके!

शूनयामािज वसाहती वसिवलया कोणी सरु ांचया बरे?
पथृ वीला सरु लोक सामय झटती आणावया कोण त?े
त ेआमहीच, सधु ा कृतीमधुिनया जयांचया सदा पाझरे;
त ेआमहीच शरणय, मंगल तमु हा ंजयांपासुनी लाभत!े
आमहांला वगळा - गतपभ झणी होतील तारांगण;े
आमहांला वगळा - िवकेल कवडीमोलावरी ह ेिजण!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Some questions that make you think..

Here are some silly but intelligent questions that definitely make you think..
1.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
2.
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
3.
Can you get cornered in a round room?
4.
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
5.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
6.
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
7.
Which way does a compass point in space?
8.
Can you get cornered in a round room?
9.
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
10.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
11.
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
12.
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
13.
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
14.
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
15.
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
16.
Is there anything easier done than said?
17.
Can vampires donate blood?
18.
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
19.
Is bad a bad word?
20.
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
21.
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
22.
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
23.
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
24.
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
25.
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Friday, January 8, 2010

.....

Mom/Dad : Beta, you should get married...see all ur frnds are getting engaged now...Tell us if u love someone, we are ok with it...but please get married (10 calls per day)

Bro : Hey any luck with the list on the site? btw preferably get a guy having a beautiful, sweet young sister...(2 calls per day)

Relatives : So wass going on girl, what are you waiting for now? you know that 'x' ka 'y' vala 'z' relative? They are looking for a bride for their son...should we talk to them? (2 calls per day)


Friends (girls) : Hey maddy, we are getting bore of routine life now...need some change...If you schedule your wedding, we can get a long holiday and enjoy over there...Do something fast...(4 calls per day)

Friends (guys) : So miss, why are you still single...Can I help? (help = try) (no count here...)


Me : Ahhh god, please help me...get me out of here...send me to Antarctica, get me an igloo and I'll live with the penguins and blue whales over there (Switch off cell...)